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Immigration, Taxes, and Hot Mexican Women

Immigration is a hot issue now. MILLIONS of people come across the Mexican border into the United States every year, jumping over the garden wall instead of coming through the front gate. Most are Mexicans, but more and more it’s people from other countries.

So what’s the big deal?

• Terrorism? Hell, the terrorists of the September 11, 2001, attack came into the country legally. They were living the dream when allah tickled their nuts and whispered sweet jihads in their ears.
• Racism? I don’t know about other guys, but I’d bang the snausages off a sweet Mexican woman anytime. After all, it’s all pink on the inside, and I hear they’re screamers.
• Jobs? Shit, the classifieds are chock-full of work. Those who say they can’t get a job need to either sell their asses on the street or start their own businesses. Won’t do the former? Can’t do the latter? Starve, fucker.

If things were as they were originally set up to be, anyone in this country, imigrant or citizen, should get whatever job they’re able to get; be it migrant worker, McWhorebag or C.E.O. of Enron. Conversely, a business should be able to hire whomever it wishes to hire, at whatever wage the slaves will take.

So… what’s the big fucking deal? Money.

The root of the “immigration issue” isn’t racism, terrorism, jobs being taken or businesses hiring people at low wages, it’s (drumroll please)… taxes.

“Great, another fucking tax nut.”

Shut your burger-filled feedhole, dipshit. Bored politicians looking to win popularity contests have fucked us so hard we’re now ho-hum about being ass-raped through the wallet. Hell, it’s expected. Ass-fucking porn is a huge industry because the populace can’t get enough of ass-rape. Anal sex came into its own in the 1980s, and I think Ronald Reagan had a lot to do with it.

Laws are created by politicians to address an “issue,” taxes are reaped to fund that issue, these taxes burden businesses, who pass the buck to the consumer. The consumer needs to earn more to pay for products, raising wages, which raises prices, which reaps more taxes, which gives politicians more money with which to ass-rape us.

Catch-22, bitches. When people won’t pay for a business’s product at the price it has to be at to slop the tax pig, what’s a business to do? Reduce costs. One way is to have the politician make the state subsidize his business. The other way is for the business to cut corners. One of those corners to cut is wages. The only way to make THAT cost cut work is to NOT PAY TAXES. Well, who doesn’t pay taxes on their labor? Why, illegal immigrants, of course. And the only reason they’re “illegal” is because they’re undocumented, not given a government I.D., and therefore don’t have to give tithes to the lord of the land and the king… er… pay taxes to the state and fed.

So people who pay taxes get pissed because they have to pay for services they may not use, and even for people to use those services when they don’t pay into the system.

“But it would cost too much if it wasn’t subsidized! It’s not fair!”

Y’know what? Fuck that. Pay as you play, bitches. If you want something, pay for it; if you don’t use it, don’t pay for it; if it costs too much for you, you can’t have it. Deal with it, fucktard.

You don’t have a right to someone else’s money, or the labor they expended to get that money. Do the right thing for once and tell your politicians to STOP ENACTING MORE FUCKING LAWS! Those cock-biters are sodomizing us into a bloody shit-puddle, and since laws = taxes, no new laws = no new taxes.

You want fair? Earn it.