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Exercise Kills!

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Exercise Kills!

Is it just me or are far too many athletes dropping like flies?  Is this something that used to happen, or just something the media zealously reports now?  Either way, I command, “Thou Shalt Not Exercise!”  It appears to kill a muhfugga….

Let’s go to the stats, shall we?

byron_2004.jpg[Belly Of Sin – a.k.a. BOS Hogg]:
Height: 5’6”
Weight: 450 lbs (give or take)
Profession: Web ‘tard
Activity Level: Slugs outrun me
Status: Alive

Thomas_Herrion.jpg[Thomas Herrion – a.k.a. DeadMan]:
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 310 lbs
Profession: Professional American-Football Player
Activity Level: Intense
Status: Dead

Conclusion: Exercise Kills.  Sit the fuck down and eat a Twinkie.

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  1. Sep6

    Smidget

    Said this at 5:10pm:

    LOL. That’s you Byron, that’s you!

 

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Exercise Kills!

Is it just me or are far too many athletes dropping like flies?  Is this something that used to happen, or just something the media zealously reports now?  Either way, I command, “Thou Shalt Not Exercise!”  It appears to kill a muhfugga….

Let’s go to the stats, shall we?

byron_2004.jpg[Belly Of Sin – a.k.a. BOS Hogg]:
Height: 5’6”
Weight: 450 lbs (give or take)
Profession: Web ‘tard
Activity Level: Slugs outrun me
Status: Alive

Thomas_Herrion.jpg[Thomas Herrion – a.k.a. DeadMan]:
Height: 6’3”
Weight: 310 lbs
Profession: Professional American-Football Player
Activity Level: Intense
Status: Dead

Conclusion: Exercise Kills.  Sit the fuck down and eat a Twinkie.