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April 12th, 2006 at 6:59am.

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Apr12

2 Pimps and A Dream – Waffle House

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[links to the 2 Pimps and a Dream video, Waffle House, have been removed because of legal action from Waffle Bitches... uh... Waffle House]

2 Pimps and a Dream on MySpace.com – You can’t keep a good band down. Go listen to their shit.

Click here for Waffle House Bullshit Letter

Damn funny.

Update: Okay, the assholes at vidilife.com don’t have the video anymore, so I’m using ifilm. I also have a link to the video on my site. This is why I try to save whatever videos I like to my own computer, because you just don’t know if those videos are going to be there tomorrow.

Update #2: I gots me my first cease and desist letter today (5/8/2006) from The Waffle House… all certified n’ shit. So what’s a poor man to do but comply to the bullies…? Well, I could always just leave it up there until ifilm takes their shit down. ifilm has money, let them fight for it under the Fair Use clause:

PubLaw: Parody: Fair Use or Copyright Infringement
Supreme Court: Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. (critical case in establishing fair use precedent)

I got those links from MNSpeak.com. They seem to have run afoul of Garrison Keillor, while I just fucked with the corporation that basically started the joke “What has 4 teeth and 16 legs? The night crew at Waffle House.” [Thanks, Bob!]

To quote the loquatious stylings of “2 Pimps And A Dream”, from their hit song “Waffle House”:

Nigga, Fuck You, I’mma Eat Where I Want!

(If anyone dares to cry racism about that last comment, they can pleasure me orally while I get a large inmate named Rufus to paddle them)

Update #3: So my legal advisors tell me, “Idiot, you’re poor, you can’t fight THE WAFFLE MAN with only 2 Pimps and a Dream!”

Fine, I won’t show the video — THAT’S LOCATED AT IFILM.COM — on my blog. Hell, just go to ifilm and search for it. [20060724 - note - It seems iFilm bitched out, too, the wankers. So who has the video? Why, I do. I saved the mufuggah.]

Da Man wins again… but I’ll be watching. When Waffle Man loses, That video is going back up!

Besides, I have the video on my computer… ya never know when a video will go away.

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en: two and a half hours left. I even don't know what I want anymore - should they last forever or go as fast as they can... 07/13/09 09:02am
en: "You can be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare." 07/13/09 09:02am
en: @pattimallari Methinnks the 1up is sensitive to noise... or he just has an attitude. 0_o 07/13/09 09:02am
en: @scarlettjade or @charlotte17x comment on senittas link thing again! shes online NOW! 07/13/09 09:02am
en: Should I eat some of my big baguette now or later? 07/13/09 09:02am
en: @starfirephoenix why is that some ppl I just respct or like o 07/13/09 09:02am
en: RT @CoachDom : Grool effect on website : http://digitarald.de/project/roar/ or http://paquitosoft.com/notimoo/ #mootools rules forever ! 07/13/09 09:02am
en: If you are looking to buy or sell your home in and around East Hampshire and West Sussex call us on 01243 374 964 or sales@johnsonwood.co.uk 07/13/09 09:02am
en: Wear a medical ID bracelet or necklace!! 07/13/09 09:02am
en: @Itsdanaebitches I've never said anything about masochism or cutting or anything. What IS your childhood trauma? 07/13/09 09:02am
en: @rahnocerous omg seriously? do you mean going home for good or just for holidays? 07/13/09 09:02am
hu: @PipieThuiT Piiittt, nanti kalo aku ke Jogja harus coba Bachatta..or whatevs, ya! :D 07/13/09 09:02am
en: Or morning, whatever you wish to call it. 07/13/09 09:02am
en: @stephenforde That never worked with me on O2. Had to wait out the contract or pay termination fee (i.e., 12 months bills!). 07/13/09 09:02am
en: I have landed safely in Houston... thanks for your prayeres... or not... Thank God ;-) 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @KDSarge I can't decide whether to thank you for the useful resource or mutter imprecations because now I have one less excuse. Maybe both? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Ha. 2 or 3...possibly 4 fights broke out during one band. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @BCBcupcakeluv what does that mean or will you explain it tomorrow? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @Allure_iamSF2 like it doesn't have aim? or it doesn't tell you when you get text messages? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: YOU can be picking up 3, 4, or even 5 girls a week from Facebook, MySpace, Twitter http://tinyurl.com/kl6rdf 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Also, driving @ night in central IL between all the cornfields makes you hallucinate deer on the side of the road. I saw 308 of them. Or so. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @XplicitLyric hell yeah! I go in a mafucka mouth for referrn to me as skinny! Slim or Slender is cool, skinny isn't! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @normalmagikarp probably not long enough ahahaha. how was harry potter, or as i like to say, HP (sauce). 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Crazy game of would you rather.. Would you rather make out with jeremy hawkings or Colin harter? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: want a condo with a free furniture? visit wengcondo.multiply.com or contact 09213273717 and ask weng santos^^ 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @selenagomez http://twitpic.com/a3fvi - How old is your mom? She single? I am ;] lol jk... or was i? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Ok guys... @RyanLoco wants to video tape us making out and put it on Loco Live. He is holding his camera out. Should I do it? Yes or No? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: This Is Great Job Opportunity or Just A Way to Make Extra Money! http://tinyurl.com/lent5a 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @excusemems damnnn why not? hmm amber rose is hot, melyssa ford or brittanya from rock of love 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @123ezduzit yea cuz your not dealing with @codyjones09 or @shawn_mills while they are drunk and wrestling in a pool! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @BethClemons just your 7-11 invtiut state or all of them? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: most people call me a Dick or Asshole jerk becuz of the shit i say i call it sayin rhe real 07/12/09 05:17am
en: I know she wanted me to say or at least mention hers 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @misshoneyb yea I get that a lot either that or sexy which believe it or no is my middle name 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @kptron Lol you mean you don't check your twitter obsessively like me? No worries. I'll let you know if I'm working or not. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @ddlovato Does Chuck Norris use the Total Gym, or does the Total Gym use Chuck Norris? I need an answer. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Please retweet: just signed petition 'No Season 4 Without Ianto or Janto 2' - http://301.to/4se 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @SupawomanLauryn Awww lauryn! <3 When`d you find out you had it? Or did you already? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @biancanorbart how do I tweet you?or m I doing it right haha ? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @emsydemsy is he or she victim number what? :) 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @ann_aguirre Hmmm... Sequel to his original, or sequel to the musical, I wonder 07/12/09 05:17am
: . . . /And look with laconic, black eyes? Or is sleep coming over you again? -DHL 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Me and jordan broke up I need a girls day or something bad tomorrow please help me! :'( 07/12/09 05:17am
en: RT @Daroff @AmyRosen: just saw food, inc. boy was it eye opening. Going to the farmer's market or whole foods tomorrow! (will see it s ... 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Clerics are having to choose whether to align themselves with the conservatives or the reformists - or maintain an awkward silence. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: I'm hearing three TV's at once. I need to close the door or I think my head is going to explode. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: The new pages aren't coming out as clean or as fluid as they did before. I'm starting to get worried, but I have to weather this storm. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Now I'm coming down and getting tired or that could be I moved furniture around all day. Also trying to reboot Chris's compt. Windows crash 07/12/09 05:17am
en: #smartpeople aren't selfish or shallow... 07/12/09 05:17am
en: McLaren or Brawn?............OR..................is it Ferrari #FB 07/12/09 05:17am
en: #unacceptable....some old lady dancin to juvenile back dat ass up :-/ man....i wish they had twitter video or some shit. This shit hella ... 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Was with 2 moldovans, 3 Russians, 1 German, 1 chineese and 3 Americans and only 3 people didntvlaugh when the topics of UN or Obama came up 07/12/09 05:17am
en: I feel whelmed. Not overwhelmed or underwhelmed. Just whelmed. 07/12/09 05:17am
: it is my mission 2 go out more alone or find a WHOLE new set of friend! STAT!!! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: I really do need to start going to bed earlier. Or learn how to do some night occupation. And I'm too old for THAT one. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: i have lotsa unopened mail! but im too lazeeeeee to open them alllll :)) how to do the balagtas or whatever you call it? :/ 07/12/09 05:17am
en: To be a serious nerd or to not be a serious nerd. That is the question. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: This is not a spam or virus message please download the attachment file for full details of winning notification from Free lottery Intrntnl. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @Jinxie_G Oops, deleted too much. The water wouldn't work. It only lasted 5 hours or so but.... 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Should I stay or should I go?!!!! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: So true!!!>>>>>RT @MikelMedia aw ok but yea im saying, aint no such thing as a lil girl or lil boy anymore. they jumping out the womb g 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @MyDailyRoutine what skate or dies? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @drewathornton is it mixed or boys only? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Near a cliff or a body of water or a bad part of town 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Is Buying A Louis Vuitton Or Coach Mens Wallet An Ok Thing For A ...: Here you Handbags Reviews. The handabgs Pu.. http://u.mavrev.com/la1l 07/12/09 05:17am
en: im wondering why more resturants cant be open late with really good food.. McDonalds or Wal-Ho! :( 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @ItzDyvon do you know that your account posts a lot of spam durring the morning time? I think you should change your password or something l 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @SteveFlores298 Sex slaves are only "legal" in her house..... or so she thinks...... @hannahbuteau 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @Quittersnvrwin yeaaaah~ and he can tell us if its 'done' or 'dying' 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @selenagomez http://twitpic.com/a1yva - hahaha u seem to b laughing or AT him or cos he said suming funny lol 07/12/09 05:17am
en: hahaha...SD PADRES needs prayers or not. who really cares the giants are winning!!! YAY. now lets pray for Zito to win tomorrow! seriously 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @justcallmemel stay or go where buttercup?x 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @rupalirao_rox gud..do sumth wrong be4 u die..or lif wd b a waste.. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: is wondering what's the usual time to show up to a club... It's looking more and more like 12 or 12:30 lol. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: http://painetjeux.blogspot.com should I blog in English to reach more ppl. or I leave it this way. with the translation widget ? you decide. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @ilovemargaritas I liked the outcomes of the fights tonight... lol and didn't care if they were cute or not! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @edottxishoochie can you even draw ? or write cursive cute? ooor regular letters at tht? juss wondering GF ! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: just saw marley & me. total tearjerker. it made me realise how much i LOVE my dog. Loves me regardless if im poor or rich. he has my heart<3 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Request a City/Bar: Give me a CONTACT if you have it or let me know which clubs you want me to get in touch with for a celebrity appearance! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Hw div or the ufc needs to get fedor to show that's roided out fuck how to fight 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @MrGQ idk yet? Jus watched the fight @ halfmoon, might hit up a strip club or axis 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Haven't decided what color to paint my room. Mojave sunset or Mexican chile? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Need A/V consumer products or Home Theater custom Installation? Look no further,check out www.baurecom.com for best pricing & great service. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Last "Random" of dah nite or mornin or wateva: i wonder if ill dream bout sum1 special 2nite lol 07/12/09 05:17am
en: FOLLOW @drewryanscott dont make me jump out of ur computer and hurt you, folow him or ill be in ur nightmares. I MEAN IT! FOLOW HIM! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @TravelSavvyMom before Chet? I could do 2-3/week. These days, usually averages out to 3 or so a month. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: http://tinyurl.com/m9cy5g 11 Photos where Black People were awkwardly photoshopped in or out. 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Better get my home works done by tonight or else...shit! 07/12/09 05:17am
en: twiTTer twiTTer I know, I know, I just cant type. ( or spell very well) 07/12/09 05:17am
en: Successful Person = lays a foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her! http://twurl.nl/3v11kf < 07/12/09 05:17am
en: I hav 2 stay mellow... cuz if i hear any gucci or anything like it ... um goin out 07/12/09 05:17am
en: @basetendencies Did the play Tourniquet last night or tonight? 07/12/09 05:17am
en: truth or trampstamp 07/12/09 05:17am
en: i dont understand a lot of these ppl n this wrld or mayb im jus weird 07/12/09 05:17am
da: im here....write me or else.! lol 07/12/09 05:17am
en: u love ur mom so much or ur nana? 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @mr_friendly you know roger you just dont realize it, they used ot be the refreshments more or less http://tinyurl.com/kwupas 07/12/09 05:16am
eo: @stagnantide movie or book? 07/12/09 05:16am
en: we won the frist game in the K4H tournie, we tied the 2nd. We r in like 1st or 2nd place. So yeah- we are going to the finals. 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @acesigma - I like my white sting your lips cold and red meh left in the car for 1 or 2 min in vegas summer cold. 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @myfirstkitchen They were all out when we got there around 5 or so. Part of my died I think 07/12/09 05:16am
: ~Neeka~ 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @mandiiyeahyuhh If i ignore them long enough, they'll disappear. (Or so I'm hoping.) 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @queenmeshi SO HOW ARE WE DOING THIS? Cut to boat, post-coital embrace and pillow talk? Or something else? 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @krissy_jayy like last week on your status on myspace said that caylan was over! is it true or was that a dream? 07/12/09 05:16am
en: Or maybe 'hell' freezing over... 07/12/09 05:16am
en: Can't sleep! Maybe it's a sign that I should be studying! ...or watching movies!! Ha! 07/12/09 05:16am
en: um... can't write good poems. should I make it all deep, or like "this is a book, so take a look" kind of thing? gah 07/12/09 05:16am
en: @jonnyiam how is or was the fight? 07/12/09 05:16am
en: 8/4 Tue Black Francis @Aladdin Theater Portland, OR http://ow.ly/dyDM Stay & Save with Shilo Inn Beaverton http://ow.ly/dxSF 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: @edhenrycnn was US anthem live or recorded? 07/11/09 01:30pm
: #dictionary 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: @donniespagirl Thanks for the love! I feel special. Still didn't get any from @jordanknight or @jonathanrknight though 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: is sooooo tired 2day n feels realy sick n is finkin do i or dnt go out 2night mmmm decisions lol x 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: @lindasmith247 Aw thx fabgirl!! :) Let me know if u have any questions or just need a BFF!! Hugs!! 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: @bdutt....culture we have tendency to respect people..so we call people by sir or m'am or such things. The same applies to Royalty. 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: Idk if I should stay in Queenz or go Upstate to visit my lovesS 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: Or should I say, out of place. 07/11/09 01:30pm
en: RT @thejobsguy: Edgelink jobs 129892 - Software Engineer Job (Austin, OR, US): http://tinyurl.com/ljagkr 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: just got back from Circus Royale.... LOL i will never look @ a circus the same again.... or Brazillan men again. LOL 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Come in today for your FREE rose if your name is Sharon or Ross! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: RT @thenakedrunner: Life?s battles don't always go to the strongest or fastest 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: RT @DonaldTasker: God can see clearly no matter how dark or foggy the night is. Trust His Word to guide you safely home. Lisa Whelchel 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @ArchiStudent later others can search file or sort data by column headers to find info. If you find better program, export data from Excel. 07/11/09 01:29pm
: Appears not to be such a memory hog and runs a lot faster. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @Researcher11 Me sulk Liz? Of course not ;-) Well maybe once or twice... 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @ChrisA9 You excited about natal or playstation eye? :-) 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Checking to c if my phone is working or not 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: RT @sarah_wallace: @alexsteed Plus [First Lady Obama] has the right to bear her arms or wear whatever the hell she wants. 07/11/09 01:29pm
nl: Sleepy & Hungry. Sleep or eat? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Maaaaaaan wtf?? I went to bed at 6a.m and got up 8....am i crazy or wat 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: The lady next to me just skooshed me with perfume. Either it was accidental or she doesn't find my Lynx Africa agreeable. Got go curtain up. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @AlexWitt Ask the question, what's more important political points, or national recovery? Do you people care about this country? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: tell me where my vote is, is it where Neda's soul is, or is it in the homes of the clerics that are soulless #iranelection 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: "Encrypt!" or You'll Fall Again, Tof. Wisen Up. Don't Let It "Win." Waaaaaaaah Cheeezzzzzeeeeeeee! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: I don't understand or get angry people. You know, the ones who THRIVE on anger. How do they do that? Ick 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @dennisbmurphy Are you racing or just Brenden? Good luck! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: has just created a twitter account and have no idea what it is or how to use it :| 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Do business with All Pro TRAILER SUPERSTORE & we promote your Business, Race Team or Hobby! www.allprowest.com 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @kimhenry or when he was at the psychic!! Or when the bear ate his clothes!! ha ha! 07/11/09 01:29pm
nl: @markramsey Pics or it didn't happen. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @girlwonderful lmao lmao! Yes! That guy! Or is just always "working" on his car. Hood is always up... 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: The dilemma of travel. Leave the beer behind or have a suitcase that's too heavy.... 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Or maybe at gunpoint 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @Kristen_Painter Timid or not, dude, that's an alligator. (We did love Gatorland 10x more than Disney, though.) 07/11/09 01:29pm
nl: @Mar10ski ja ik ook vooral die ene met die spongebob tent... je bent bijna 20 denk ik dan, grow the fuck up. or is she afraid of the peen? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @Darcyislame grr hush you, or i'll constantly remind you that we have english in TWO DAYS! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Dcynthiapledger do you know if mrs skinner or miracle has twitter 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @wiggycathy yess cathy, kita ko! yung i am so lost!? or ung pigout in a few?!*:D 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @auditorycanvas or your grandchildren might love it.... you never ever know 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @shimmy2one6 so, you never use slang, popular pronouns, euphamisms or shortened forms of words in English to refer to ANYONE/THING? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: When RTD goes dark, he goes frakkin' DARK. Need lots of rom coms or something. On the plus side discovered there is a This Life sequel 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: finally the nvidia x drivers bend to my will, or maybe I just found what i needed on the man page. DOH! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Rather be a Flinstone or Jetson? I would rather have a flying car that folds into my briefcase than ruin my pedi peddling on gravel! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Believe it or not Im up this early! 07/11/09 01:29pm
: &frompost=1 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: awaiting @shangsm answer: iphone or husband in answer to ? which would she save from a sinking ship. have a hunch @coop0141 may loose. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Just woke up. I must have slept 15 hours or more. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @x33ieroNINJA CJDKJDSFK OMG, MAKE ME THIS OR SOMETHING :3 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Relax and enjoy the weekend....we da champs after a 41 point victory ...all is well inside the gates....no games today or sunday. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @lolaphilologist There's not much fun to be had in living a muted life anyway, or so I imagine. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: So hungry!?! And can't decide---beach or no beach?! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: SO SHOULD I WATCH TORCHWOOD OR WHAT? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Good times last night playing and hanging out with the wonder years, all or nothing and maycomb. Next show 19th July w/ This Is Colour 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: We have this homeless guy at the shop named gus...he looks like ben franklins corpse...I'm gonna give him a wedgie...or get him on twitter 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @lingelien nervous or excited. It will be a great experience and I hope to see your daily updates. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Ironed the fabric for about 10 or so minutes total, 2-3 minutes on each area. In other words, banner is completely done! AHHHHH!!!!!! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: digital painting and painting whilst drinking good or bad idea? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: i want to move to california or miami . but i don't know how to tell my mom :( 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Your Thoughts: "Tax Rich to Pay for Health Care?" Call in, e-mail us at journal@c-span.org or send us a Tweet! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Play the game fast & quick but don't rush or be in a hurry. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: DEFinitely the Stones. Love the dirty boys with 15 lives. RT @magichat: Who'd you rather be? The Beatles or the Rolling Stones? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @sachawith3is awesome, a trip to triangle house. Maybe a trip to a museum or gallery would work too? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @johncmayer or: happiness is a state of mind, you can find happiness in your life even if you feel unhappy at the moment..Complete bull... 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @haileydarge cool beans! Dunno whether to wear heels or not though? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @iamFEBE idk if they're using twitter or not. tsk tsk kinda a bit lazy of the chats on msn :S i want my muesli bar (again) 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @UniqueMalay gurl which do u love more? Pepsi or Coke? lemme know! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: RT @textfiles: Socks has been found, and the weblog updated. Everyone who thinks this was a "stunt" or "fake" can truly, honestly 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @davidlebovitz a 2+ star invitation (in Provence or Lake Annisey) is in your future -- are you open in early August? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @flamebond Awww *blush* My hair fears me so it behaves or I'll cut it. You could want to actually wear my skin. I've only had that once. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: need good new tunes to play. anything any genre or speed apart from techno dnb ;) whats good? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: HDTV - does anyone care... or more precisely, do enough people care? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Today was way closer to the ideal regular Saturday than any of the last six or so that I've had -- thanks God for regular Saturdays... 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: On my way to Brighton to look after 2 nephews for 24hours. I don't know who's more afraid, me or them. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Should go to work for an hour or so today but it's TOO DAMN NICE out. I think it can wait until tomorrow... 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Seesmic's online or web version looks like major progress. Seesmic and Tweetdeck with AIR need work. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @Chocolat_Chip what??! lol did i miss an office function? or was this the ATT crew? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: 2010 preparations well on the way in and around Pretoria. Road works ....... I don't do road works to well .... or is it impatience???? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: Can't Wait to Have a Drink or Twoo ;) Cardiff here We Comee ♥ 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: airborne express or ducati whose strategy will be more interesting to analyze 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @ColumbianQueen1 right but its far away from here so......... u got im or something? aim? 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: rehearsal for the fashion show and performance is going on now, and I'm in traffic!!! This is def NOT dope or NEWtritious!!! :( 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: I am beyond exhausted right now. I just can't go out anymore for the next 5 or so weeks. Oh well ill just save mad money 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: "Was I before a man who dreamt about being a butterfly, or am I now a butterfly who dreams about being a man?" (Zhuangzi) 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: "Thats when I turned and said to you, I DONT CARE BABE, who's right or wrong,.....I JUST DONT LOVE YOU NO MORE" :( 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @renmaldita Good thing noone asked you to react, google or read it anyway. 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @dianemulholland Do you have a Reformer or just mat? The side leg series on the Reformer w/1 foot in strap (lay on side) is awesome! 07/11/09 01:29pm
en: @teemwilliams when she wants sumthin and 'nae nae' or JeNae' when she wants to talk 07/11/09 10:14am
en: hmm i think tonight calls 4 curling up under the doona & watching movies... & mayb a hot chocolate or 2 with baby marshmellows :P yumm 07/11/09 10:14am
en: @TheTranter Is Lewis fast at this track or was it just a low fuel run in Friday afternoon’s second practice session. Only time will tell! 07/11/09 10:14am
en: Death is nothing to celebrate. All of us have to reach that end in some way or the other. 07/11/09 10:14am
en: I am panicking, I did something that wasn't as clever as it could have been... Now I have no access to Facebook or MSN messenger, Forever! 07/11/09 10:14am
en: I second that RT @djlos RT @SammySamLA: Bruno is the Stupidest Movie Ever. Not Even funny or anything!!! Some Bullshit!!!! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Well I made page 4 of FFAF however I know due to comments I'll be moved to page 12 or something. Boo. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: ABC is easy as 123, or simple as DO RE MI, ABC, 123 baby you and me girl.. Michael... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @doubleeagle Trackle a British Open golfer, if he wins you're in as many R9 or $350 drawings as majors he won, Tiger=15 http://z.pe/dOs 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @SFX_LADYJ unless you play gears 2 or cod 4 he'll only take up space on your friends list. Lol. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Contemplating: Truth or Consequences, NM, Grand Canyon National Park, Yellowstone National Park, Portland, OR. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Daily Leadership Quote: "Rank does not confer privilege or give power. It imposes responsibility." crowe.ceptara.com 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @anamariecox Can't wait to see you and rachel discuss her future on the Wasilla school board or maybe as the new Alaska Varmint Czar 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @wwwhit I think this was someone's avatar or something, but I had to share it with you. ;) http://twitgoo.com/1errt 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @LexitronAvenue HAHAH!!!!! A hard... member of Mc - fly?? is that what you were thinking or have I just totally crossed the dirty line. ha.x 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @loniedwards How do you mow a house? Do you have a thatched roof, or one of those hobbit house roofs with grass growing on it? 07/10/09 11:07pm
nl: Fruit Loops or Trix? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Be what you want them to become, or you will become what they are. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: I really wish I were in Barcelona right now. that'd be really nice. Or Avignon... or ....somewhereee.. haha 07/10/09 11:07pm
I am looking for my step-father. His name is *Tom Hilton* from North <b>or</b> South Caro.. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/lyrrt8">http://tinyurl.com/lyrrt8</a>: 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @aisy I am not going to be allowed to touch it or do anything with it. Hmm...I am the one that sets her comp. up for her. Interesting, eh? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @booda do you expect them to play music videos or something? silly. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @quiltnerd hey, just bumped into Victor. Or should I say, "Henry." 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Do or die time. Wearing my crown of favor!! Last final! Let's get it!!! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @algore I love your slideshows but when are you going to do more comedy? More 30 Rock or Futurama in your future? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: now i'm blown b/c i just said this morning specifically hood fab wasn't going to be in barry farms or choppa city and they was out barry lls 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Just got my Google Voice invite. Anybody got any views on it yet or is it too early? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: I have my tictacs. I'm ready to face the world or die trying. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Gearing up to watch the final Torchwood. Oh Ianto! Mr. Vex, Pegasus and myself brainstorming for our T.V. pitch, is it genius or ridiculous? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: What would make me happy...a pepperoni sausage pizza with xtr sauce (square cut) a cuddle buddy and a simpsons DVD or family guy... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @deshrader try freecycle.com or free craigslist or call healthclubs for old equipment. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @SlantSixGames i decided to help you out,ask me if you want some maps made for socom or some maps edited 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Host UNLIMITED Web Sites for Only 1c or $0.01 (http://cli.gs/HVDD7) 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @Fashionably_Ci So WHAT U THINK UR IMPORTANT OR SOMETHN! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: thinks being a herpetologist might suck. Not because of the work, but because of the constant explaining (or the assumptions if you don't). 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: I set out on a narrow way many years hoping I would find true love a long the broken road but I got lost a time or two. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @rubenthegreat is that ohk wit u babe? Six? Or 530!? I'll ask becca to watch yuy? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Ok, people are asking what is it that I play. I play mostly Choro (or chorinho), which is sometimes wrongly called "the brazilian jazz" 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Quagmire Question of the Day: Who would you rather have sex with: a very pregnant Gina Gershon or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: We want 2 offer God something, or anything (as long as just 1 thing). He says everything or nothing. Anything short of everything is nothing 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: A note to Johnny from The Fashion Show: extremely similar = knock off. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Wherever you are standing right now in life, be it an amazing place or one of hardship, is exactly where you are supposed to be. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Got da Diuhbeetis..... Hey, somebody get me some gumbo or sumthin.... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Follow @Kalediscope @pinksugacupcake @siditty Choking Warning:Do not eat or drink while reading their tweets! #FF 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Walkin to miss tracys, corner store, to get a calypso or a Arizona lol 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: RT @oxfordgirl: No 1 in Sea of Green has any intention of killing Mullahs or anyone . Pray that U nevr have 2 take the life of another ... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: really call it.....1 (510) 250 3043 or text joejoe123123 to 729669 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @cooks2real dis nigga cook going in what or who's bitch assness motivated this! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @iluvblackwomen We need to create our own network ala huffpost or grio 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: I cant remember if ive tweeted today or not but oh well:P finally practiced,watched icarly and now im goin to tha park! <-.-> 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @Michaelcopon where can i find your cd or something?? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @NicoleWebber good one or bbq you anuty 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: STILL don't know how to do that FF thing. do you just copy and paste others names in here or what??? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @TweeterWall It is disappointing to know ppl have taken the time to vote for me on something which doesnt work properly or is easily fiddled 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @SoldiersStory So uh, will you be joining me tomorrow morning or will you be sleeping in? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: I'll never settle to be second to nobody.. or on the maybe i will list.. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: What a man thinks of himself is what determines, or rather indicates, his fate. - HD Thoreau 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @Trevoar come by the apt at like 9 or whenever. sookie had cute kittens 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @hisUPGRADE she aint black her daddy black mama white or sumthin 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @lexiiiface idk. forever 21 or some shit 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Humpday is opening today! Please go see it this weekend if you are in Seattle (Harvard Exit) or NYC (Angelika). 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @cheymamas well there is mosaic tonight or loft not sure where to go yet...where were y'all last night? Sabor was hella crackin... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @kitzakatza so are you opening the hot tub or not? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Someone set off an ear piercing alarm at the Apple store and made up my mind whether to leave or not. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: anticipating dinner...kebabs from the bbq. hmm, beer or wine? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @xosarahdawn I am genuinely scared of scorning or name recognition from Idols. There's a reason my fanfic posts are locked. *eep* 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @gargameljermel LOL..so are you subjecting yourself to 106 & Park or something? Dont forget its freestyle Friday. Bwahahaha. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Pouring! in Gainesville. Weather for Clearwater Beach (Gulf Coast) this wknd. What's better: "Scattered T-storms" or "Isolated T-storms 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @krystalwood i wish i was going out to dinner with you and laura tonight! im thinkin of coming to seattle the 20th or 21st. what works? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Finished training, REMEMBER, If its a gross bleed out dont worry about the dead hand, for gosh sakes stop the bleeding, OR THEY WILL DIE! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Nice 2.5 mile walk while I wait for Xmarks to dl the 3mil or so bookmarks from its server to FF. Not sure about 3.5 being 2x faster than 3. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @Debiajacks ive been super hyper today...I dont know why either, i havnt had any sugar or nothin, i just got that giddy feeling all over! :) 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: ate a fortune cookie. The fortune reads: "The real secret to success is enthusiasm." Agree or disagree? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @Annielicious matte or glossy? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: If you are an emo or have flippidy hair, unfollow me please. May the #Metal gods SLAY you. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Ok last tweet was drunken demo of Tweetie. And Jason thought I was drinking poo. Nice. Or not. Need water and bed and better fitting dress. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: RT @melheartmel: #unacceptable if u got purple or pink braids in ur hair!!! or any color thats not natural! lookin lk little miss pony 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Its nothing like a ride or die ass chick! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @EliteTravelGal Yes, next time. Or we could actually set a mtg? julie@dubroworks.com 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @VelvetTea or in her mouth and chokes her. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @natalieox fine ta, what did you do today??(or yesterday now its past midnight) xxx 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @KodakCB Your stuff rocks... quick question, can I use HC-110 to develop Portra 400BW or do I need D-76/Xtol? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Send your requests in right now! Here or on the AIM (alistradio1). It's me & my brother @djwerddamouf rockin' out for DJ Dennis Da Mennis! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @MCelagraphics @G_lenna Hey Glenna do you a family or child model for port? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Adam is insidious, like cilantro...or Norwegians. Their influence permeates all matter. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @EvilHero191 Overall I thought it was funny but it could have done without the talking penis that was meatspinning. We should go Mon or Tues 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Ok so I has to go sleep now or else I'll not be up in time in the morning, goodnight Twitter peeps  07/10/09 11:07pm
en: What Bloomberg is doing for NYC... Obama should do for America! Don't twist my words, or misconstrue my interntion 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: yeah you did...or was it a weeve you used to have on?? cuz nkw you have short hair... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: RT @slctbird Wise man once told me: "Rule #1DO NOT motivate your competitors"! Or, as someone else so eloquently put it Shit just got real! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: court judge to WB: "make another Superman by 2011 or get sued & lose the license." Looks like everything else is taking a back seat to S 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @JESSRENE yea u should get one of em..and tell everybody else to purchase one or two or even three!! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @alesiaxx shiiiiiiiit my mom has to wait to ask my dad because idk if we're still going to be here or not. let me ask again brb 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: I see partners are starting to arrive at #WPC09! See you at the Meet and Greet Sunday or U.S. lounge MonThurs, I'm tweeting from there! 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @DJ_AM. Texas bbq is different from bbq any other place in America! Can't decide if that's good or bad. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Anyone else hear of anything like this? Do people just get family plans/data and use a Blackberry or dumb phone with SMS or something? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Follow @guitarguide if you need guitar lessons or have questions... 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: @edyong2009 @mocost True of NA as well. In fact, I'm not sure we've even embraced the notion of basic scientific literacy - or defined it. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Important question: read for class, read Starman, or watch more FotC? 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: Folks, can we please just add bios? It doesn't have to be long or relevant, but it sure helps me decide if I want to follow or not. 07/10/09 11:07pm
en: RT @pir8gold: iwas out all day, did OB apologize 2 the pope 4 anything? or did he try 2 sell him carbon offsets?.. sell him GM stock maybe? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @ellerylong or scrap that & write about food ;) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @etherealtype Our Boy Troy? Or some copycat? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Women or investigators-please believe it. But I don't go looking for anything I don't want to find! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Are ppl upset about Twilight fans swarming SDCC because they're girls? Or because twilight is fucking ghey? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @tallin32 Or person who gets it can't read braille? Were there audio instructions? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: should i dye my hair black or not?? maybe dark brown!? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Is nostalgia poisonous folly, or vital hope? Both, I suppose. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @alroadrunn3r hopefully its either nothing or a very minor break?! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: putting on my sunblock, getting ready for #nightitup tonight. Can't decide...flip flops, keds or birks? I'll be running around all night. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @bobgaron Don't have a reason why i like one or the other. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Some girl just walked outta here lookin hella fly. *thinkin* dam I shoulda jocked her swagg. Or got her #. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @mileycyrus miles do you know if the rumor that nick j is in hospital is true or not? :( 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: If your name is Zoe or Gwen please call or holla! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @chloesayzz Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: definitely bad!! RT @LHPTANYA: having a husband that cant decided if he is gay or would rather sleep with 16 year old girls...#unacceptable 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @linniR Caught the last 20 mins or so... got straight to the bit that made me cry. Now I remember why I don't watch TV! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @onebreath I guess so. What can I say? I must just stalk your update page. OR, I really like your BG. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @marisa004 Contact you by email, twitter, chat, or... ? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @se7in lmfao can I plan it or we goin to vegas 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @IntellectRose20 I was referring to his character (or lack there of)! Cheating on his wife...with four kids...absolutely unacceptable. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: trying to decide between between more darvacet or drinking tonight...which will win? stay tuned... 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I can't use a garter or garter belt because stupid Shilo doesn't. Someone needs to invent clear garters, like clear bra straps. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @dreamsequins I don't really want to get an all in one because I love my printer...thinking epson v30 or v300...great reviews on amazon 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Please retweet: just signed petition 'No Season 4 Without Ianto or Janto' - http://301.to/4p0 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @LisaBraithwaite It's an unconference in Montreal exploring new business practices in a sustainability or post-liberalist economy context 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @comicsreporter 12 hours days come out of working for demanding companies and/or having a very wide scope of coverage at a huge media event. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: *id so have that valid paperwork stop gettin in trouble or havin females do yo dirt cuz u can clean up playboy muahz 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @rosemarieruk Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: For any one out there i'm looking for a real chick. 1 that will ride or die wit me. Don't need all the little kid bullshit. DB is shit holla 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Come in for a Saturday pedicure or manicure and take 20% off! Saturday, 7/11/09 - only. Appointment recommended. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @saramcginnis Well, have you guys seen Inkheart? Or are you wanting something a little younger? It's a good movie though. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @KAT_VENTURE WHAT EVER...I GO TO 7-11 PROBABLY AS MUCH AS YOU OR MORE :p 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @smegatron Eddie Murphy & Nick Nolte- not so much for the movie but at the time and as a team, they could not be out-drank or out-snorted. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @johncmayer your rendition of human nature was amazing can't stop thinking or talking about it 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I need to occupy my mind somehow. I should probably start sewing again. Or writing on my original work. Or something. Yeah. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @mileycyrus gurl you should get out the car walk around or something get some air.... 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Submit your questions for actor/director Peter Riegert here. Smart or funny suggestions just may win ANIMAL HOUSE! http://ping.fm/JBeiv 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: shares www.mountainfirewoodkilns.com (Dry, Season or HeatTreat your GREEN Firewood in less than 5 days. )... http://plurk.com/p/18iztr 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @gjhsu haven't mailed those books yet, sorry today was really busy. Will post them thursday or friday at the latest. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @galindifed am guessing you didn't sort your phone out in time for Africa. Or you just lack updates :P How's the volunteering going? X 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @roroizgreat512 breakfast is breakfast whether ¥ÒÜ eat it @ 11am or pm 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Buzz or digg.. would also swap Delicious for Reddit! re: http://ff.im/53ZG7 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @sosurreptitious that song was just amazing D: they were right. it's like afycso2 n__n. or at least. I think it sounds like it! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: who's gona leave bb 2nyt??? i predict kris or sophie????? hmmmmm... 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @genjadeshade Some autographs cost money, some don't. The big stars are free, you just have to win a ticket or something. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @Benedictegj try Tweetie for Iphone or http://www.twitlonger.com/login 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @mileycyrus put the window down or somethin =D #VOTEBTS 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: sushi or protein tid bits from soul vegetarian? im on the fence 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @sexylisa68 Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @SeanGorman the geocoder should be free to work with whatever dataset you own. Curious are you working with TA or NAVTEQ? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Okay, what's it gonna be... Blackberry with an iPod touch, iPhone with a charger inside of 30 yards, or a Palm Pre with some patience? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @WBrepVancouver - When are you announcing the winners of the advanced screening tickets? Or have you already announced? Thanks :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @jaquedias good girls go bad? or what? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Are Vegas marriages legit? Or are they tourist souvenirs? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I feel like I've been almost dead for the past two days. No texts in or out other than twitter or an occasional "hey". 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @FabulousLadyKi oh it was good girl...or mayb i was jus hungry! lol 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Either you go home with a new car; or you go home with your old car crushed into a metal square. People cry when they lose. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I feel very....bleah. :/ for those of you who dont know what that is, its a mixture or tired, happy, sad, lonely, bored, mad, and cooped up. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: RT @HowardKurtz Wish they'd say: "I'm quitting because I'd get my ass whupped" or "I'm sick of the job and want to chase Argentine babe 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: "THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE IS THE ONE WHICH YOU DECIDE YOUR LIFE IS YOUR OWN. NO APOLOGIES OR EXCUSES. NO ONE TO LEAN ON, RELY ON, OR BLAM" 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Not the box of tissues you would expect to find at a web hosting company w/mostly dudes. Or does it fit? Hummmmm http://mypict.me/97Hj 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @erincarrasco is there a reason he is in your yard? or that he is not fully clothed? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Nope, I'll get fined if I do say it!! RT @labradors: @Mimi_Mir Yes! You have to say it or you get fined by the Twitter police :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: trying to find his courage, or at least the ability to fake it ... 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @JT_Lewis has become a real social butterfly on twitter. for someone who doesn't have a myspace or facebook he twitters an awful lot 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: that advert on comm radio as some actor talking about eating an orange, then goes on about a car,stupid or what? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @RomeSDS ure always doing rails, u never wanted to do kickers or pipe or powder or whatever ? did u liked powder in japan ? #rometeam 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @lalainesapida Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @GoodDogLouie absolutely when my Pady barks or any of my woofs I always say "thank you" and please be sitting /it works Valerie 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Is trying to find a cheap or borrow-able 2-way radio PTT headset. Radio Shack=Fail. Also, a high brightness LED flashlight or a camera flash 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: http://www.grandforksherald.com/event/article/id/125753/ yeah not a big deal or anything but thats my boss and professor :D 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @Buttercake Awesome! Now we pick instruments and/or singers. Wait, @Monica_Anett is from Oslo I think. Global band. I dig. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @Jason_Manford ah okay, it's just like every week its one or both. David Walliams is really funny to be fair :p 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Ok so what is it now #followfriday or #FF or Follow Friday? we need consistency people! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: So if Wed. is hump day is today down hill day or bottom of the hill day? hmmm.... I wonder. MAby it is the 91 degree weather talking. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I really need to eat something solid but really don't feel like it or have the energy. Ugh. Being sick is a major #FAIL 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: am i the only one who doesn't care if harper was late for a photo or didn't eat a cookie? there are plenty of better reasons not to like him 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: It's just about that time for a Bud Light with Lime, or a Guinness,I am a man of extremes :-) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I've realized that I just like going places, by car, plane, motorcyle, or just walking. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @ninjaelena Get 300 followers a day using www.tweeterfollow.com Once you add everyone you are on the train or pay vip :) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: if you want to determine the depth and breadth of someone's sanity or insanity simply gaze into their eyes and it's like reading an openbook 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: I picked up my first ever piece of adult furniture today. Thank Jah I am off to Europe next month or this would feel suffocating. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @paultheboriqua AND I am not having his child! or any test tube baby for that matter.....don't want to be the next OCTOMOM! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: blueeyzgirl:@followgerrynow let me know whats up maybe ill hang for an hr or so 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @ITSinsider there's a loading dock parking area more or less across the street from the parking garage. shh 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @mileycyrus At that point I would get out and get naked.. But you prolly shouldn't do that or the entire world would know! 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @purplehayz Thank you for the #followfriday love. And I'm not sure that it matters whether or not you get the order right, so long as I do. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Election day coming soon. If you know someone needing signs, t-shirts, brichures or plain ole political consulting tell them to call me. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: @KimEllis i sent like 3 or 4 trax one of em is "1st date sex" (remake of birthday sex) 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: Tony Eggington. Better or worse than Jock Stirrup? 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: do i wanna sleep or go to the mets game. decisions, decisions.. 07/10/09 09:27pm
en: blonde or jet black? someone help! 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @Danielita89 lmao <3 basically go around and just stalk anyone who looks famous or important 07/10/09 04:53am
en: i'm finding it impossible to choose jewelry for my wedding.. everything is either too simple or not cute enough.. i need something special.. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: "...Abruptly he became an angel fingering an unfamiliar harp, or screamed in hell, or was nothing at all." 07/10/09 04:53am
en: RT @fabfeisty #unacceptable coogi head to toe outfits. << or any SINGLE brand head to toe...or LARGE logos people can see from a mile away 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @KevinRuddPM you have no idea Kevin stay off Uluru and show some respect remember that "sorry" thing a few months back or was it just 4 show 07/10/09 04:53am
en: What to give your bridesmaids without going broke http://tinyurl.com/lwm852 Mini Spray Fragrance Samples Perfect for Travel or Sampling 07/10/09 04:53am
en: May resume boycott of Starbucks after multiple mispricing incidents. 3 shots in tall ought to be same $ as 3 in Grande..or 3 poured on floor 07/10/09 04:53am
en: i get the feeling everyone in the world is promoting or marketing something 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Or the Air Jordan 3's. His first mark in history? http://twitpic.com/9v2j7 07/10/09 04:53am
en: RT @Wealthy23: @NEEFFRESH @kidzrevil jay did DOA sound like yall going 2 do DOFF lol hey u right though no convo threw rt or @ make no cents 07/10/09 04:53am
en: is it me or does #iphone just not sync...mine never works i tried eveything.. computer on then off .. iphone on then off. updated itunes!! 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @jonaskevin You know what.. even knowing you were not real it was nice to think Kevin was here and talked to fans.. We'll miss you or him Oo 07/10/09 04:53am
en: If I really want to work at the JPD, I shouldn't race in town. Or at all, really. ...But that doesn't make me want to any less. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Penn & Teller look into "mass-killing simulators", or, as non-idiots know them, "video games". - http://tinyurl.com/icemanpjn0 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Twitter your pissing me off... People text or call if you need me I'm done tweeting for tonight... 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @AnthonyFloyd that sounds like heaven - not sure if the wine or the cheesecake is more delightful sounding 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @tombrazelton The Iron Man glass that may or may not exist. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Ribery by a landslide. Tevez has decent looking front teeth. RT @NyLiverBull: Who uglier? Frank Ribery or Carlos Tevez ? 07/10/09 04:53am
en: "You talkin' to Steve? There's no-one else here, you must be talkin' to either Steve or myself." #1stdraftmovielines 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @swsarahwong I think we've all done that at one time or another -- in my case, the other day. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: My Seagate is dead again. Or at least has relapsed into a coma. I need a better portable HD. Any suggestions? 07/10/09 04:53am
en: is it just me or is it #unacceptable to walk around in underpants like Bruno?!?!?! 07/10/09 04:53am
en: How to kill spectral specters, break mirror or use compact. put on broom stick fat end and secure with duct tape 07/10/09 04:53am
: As long as it deals with infatuation, heartbreak, and soulmates - you could write it. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @Amileegrant did they instruct you to irrigate the sockets or anything like that? 07/10/09 04:53am
en: My culdusac is always drunk...they're always partying....like they don't have work or something 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Huge Multi Family Yard Sale at my house, Fri & Sat: July 10&11, @ 9~1, 2451 Edna Dr.! Be there or be square! 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @martinamcbride I have watched your new video like 5 or 6 times ;) 07/10/09 04:53am
en: what should i watch the old transformers or dark knight? 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @Jessikann i know >.< i'm lucky i'm not in school right now. haha, my mom: "you'd have to find a cute boy to carry your books or something. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @KipEsquire Could not disagree more with u. How are we suppose to watch Miss Universe this August? Or listen to the Baseball game? 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Just found out jenny lewis and bon iver are playing in salt lake city either tonight or next thursday. Epic fail bros. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: I want to work in USA or EUROPE,,,,,,,, I want to back ...... 07/10/09 04:53am
: I'm going to go watch a show on Hulu, or something 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Tummy hurts maybe a beer or two will help. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Especially when you use said twitters to try and get more followers or what not, I mean if you want followers try YouTube, or something!? 07/10/09 04:53am
en: RT @yngmoolahbaby: When the money goes...do the hunnies stay?(a real ride or die chic like me wud i lovre ya so y not stay n ride w/ my man) 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @jvandoren are we also invited to pass out drunk on it, or do you haven 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Hmmm. Oreo or orange creamsicle? Decisions decisions. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: RT @NKArmyTNgirl @sarah_janes Or 4:00am :) Hey @ratties You awake??????? ZZZZZZZZ LOL 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @akid3 re Poker. You know that it's only bad play from your point of view... Right? Theres also whether you want to win the game or the hand 07/10/09 04:53am
en: or spam followers shall i say 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Just got home . Had a fun at the fair tonight. Especially cuz i got to hang with my buddies :) Probaly staying up until 1 or 2. Cheaaaa. 07/10/09 04:53am
en: i dont have arachnophobia, and thank god for that or i would be having a full blown panic attack about now... 07/10/09 04:53am
en: still no pictures or videos! i've been waiting for 18 hours! 07/10/09 04:53am
en: RT @BUTTADABOSS: @malibubarbie25 FOLLOW @STYLISTDEE OR @BROLICALCOHOLIC----DATS MY HOMIE...SMALL WORLD 07/10/09 04:53am
en: Alright. My head hurts from thinking. Maybe the answers will come to my subconscious as I sleep or something. Or maybe I'm over-thinking it. 07/10/09 04:53am
because I am beautiful,: because I am beautiful, 07/10/09 04:53am
en: "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire seven shots, or only six?" #1stdraftmovielines 07/10/09 04:53am
en: http://tinyurl.com/ov6eh2 -Earn $800/Day or $38,000/MO by using twitter following machine 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @GrangerSmith not sure if that's good or not! Ciked for Tuesday for sure! 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @Evie2014 haha. Okay, you wouldn't want any sibling rivalry or anything. 07/10/09 04:53am
: :DDD 07/10/09 04:53am
en: @MTV Britney Spears for the win....she's gonna steal the show or maybe she can do a tribute to Mj and award her as the Artist of the Decade 07/10/09 04:53am
en: http://twitpic.com/9v2e3 six to seven have a tea or two @arabyrd 07/10/09 04:53am

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