Apr12

2 Pimps and A Dream - Waffle House

2_pimps_logo.jpg[links to the 2 Pimps and a Dream video, Waffle House, have been removed because of legal action from Waffle Bitches... uh... Waffle House]

2 Pimps and a Dream on MySpace.com - You can’t keep a good band down. Go listen to their shit.

Click here for Waffle House Bullshit Letter

Damn funny.

Update: Okay, the assholes at vidilife.com don’t have the video anymore, so I’m using ifilm. I also have a link to the video on my site. This is why I try to save whatever videos I like to my own computer, because you just don’t know if those videos are going to be there tomorrow.

Update #2: I gots me my first cease and desist letter today (5/8/2006) from The Waffle House… all certified n’ shit. So what’s a poor man to do but comply to the bullies…? Well, I could always just leave it up there until ifilm takes their shit down. ifilm has money, let them fight for it under the Fair Use clause:

PubLaw: Parody: Fair Use or Copyright Infringement
Supreme Court: Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. (critical case in establishing fair use precedent)

I got those links from MNSpeak.com. They seem to have run afoul of Garrison Keillor, while I just fucked with the corporation that basically started the joke “What has 4 teeth and 16 legs? The night crew at Waffle House.” [Thanks, Bob!]

To quote the loquatious stylings of “2 Pimps And A Dream”, from their hit song “Waffle House”:

Nigga, Fuck You, I’mma Eat Where I Want!

(If anyone dares to cry racism about that last comment, they can pleasure me orally while I get a large inmate named Rufus to paddle them)

Update #3: So my legal advisors tell me, “Idiot, you’re poor, you can’t fight THE WAFFLE MAN with only 2 Pimps and a Dream!”

Fine, I won’t show the video — THAT’S LOCATED AT IFILM.COM — on my blog. Hell, just go to ifilm and search for it. [20060724 - note - It seems iFilm bitched out, too, the wankers. So who has the video? Why, I do. I saved the mufuggah.]

Da Man wins again… but I’ll be watching. When Waffle Man loses, That video is going back up!

Besides, I have the video on my computer… ya never know when a video will go away.


6 Responses to “2 Pimps and A Dream - Waffle House”

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  1. Jul20

    SchwarzerWind

    Said this at 9:51am:

    I want to see this now. But I can’t find it on IFilm, natch.

    I bet that made you all proud and stuff, being picked on by Waffle House. I would have been proud. Not the pants swelling proudness that Wal-Mart harassing me over something would have brought, but hey, we poor folks got to start at the lower rungs of corporate harassement and work our way up, right? :p

    I should try and target the wrath of IHOP, myself…

  2. Jul20

    Donkeyrock

    Said this at 7:15pm:

    ROFL: pants-swelling proudness. Too funny.

    As for the video, it does seem that iFilm bitched out and took it off. However, the video still lives on my computer.

    Email me (byron at byronsolomon dot com) and I can send you a link.

    For “saving my ass” purposes, I say to all that downloading the Waffle House video by 2 Pimps and a Dream is for educational and personal entertainment purposes only. ByronSolomon.com has no connection or affiliation with “2 Pimps” or “Waffle House” a.k.a. Waffle Bitches, and in no way promotes or approves of the song, the video, or any of the statements made within such media. If you choose to share the song/video with others after you receive your educational copy from me, that’s all you, not me. Don’t drag my ass into your shenanigans.

    In other words, no one needs to sue my ass because I’m broke! If you can’t take a joke, don’t watch or listen to the video/song!

  3. Jul21

    SchwarzerWind

    Said this at 4:52pm:

    I likes you.

    E-Mail is on its way. ;p

  4. Jul31

    Gusto

    Said this at 2:42pm:

    I’ve been searching everywhere for that video. Can I get the link and put some chili on it?

  5. Jun16

    Evan

    Said this at 11:19am:

    PUT SOME CHILI ON IT!!

    I saw this video over a year ago and it’s been an inside joke with my friends that’s still running strong… to very strong. Fuck Waffle House I’mma eat where I want!

    I have to see this video again, please email me a link to see it. I cant laugh without it!!!!

  6. Jun16

    Donkeyrock

    Said this at 5:28pm:

    What’s my website address?

    That’s right, it’s http://www.byronsolomon.com/

    and what would happen if you added something to the end of that address… y’know, copy and paste style… something like:

    blog/ImageBrowser/2PimpsandADream-WaffleHouse.wmv

    Why you might just find something there.

 

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