Jul24
Foul Language
Some may complain about foul language and/or situations posted on this blog.
I will only say that I use the language I use because it’s more evocative, and I profane refraining from using certain words. As for the situations I create, they make me laugh.
I post for my own entertainment. You reserve the right not to read what I write. You wanna read, take what you get.
Fuck a menu, bitch.
8 Responses to “Foul Language”
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schwarzerwind
Said this at 9:31pm:Got more hair on her lip than front teeth.
You know, I hold back when I write, because I’m trying to be …. professional. Maybe I should just stop hatin’ and give some love to the four letter word.
I could go into rap? I don’t meet the skin color requirement, but I am fat and like Cadillacs and shiney things. I could call myself Busta Seam.
Donkeyrock
Said this at 7:09am:There’s a fine line between being “evocative” and being “rude.” Unfortunately, that line tends to shift from person to person. I could be far more foul if I wanted to be, but I’ve found a literary comfort zone and I’m living in it.
Basically it’s just “write how you’d talk to a friend if you could say things perfectly.” If you’d throw in a swear or a funky story to make things interesting or funny or more intense, then do it.
It’s fun to write a story. If it ain’t fun, you’re doing it wrong. If you don’t want to go back and read what you wrote after you’ve hit the “Publish” button, you’ve done it wrong.
Your writing enjoyment will come through to those who read. And fuck the playah haytahs!
Donkeyrock
Said this at 7:11am:As for rap, I’ll be Busta Nutt, and we’ll destroy the Fat Boys. :>
bluesharp
Said this at 2:58pm:Just a thought. Foul language abuse often indicates retardation. Language functions as a mirror to ones brain - chronological age-mental age significant differentiation. If foul language is used in inappropiate environments, then it is can be a sign of mental retardation. Thus, we can prove that George W. Bush is a MORON.
bluesharp
Said this at 3:12pm:This is an important topic, because Blair, recognizing that he is talking to a moron, flips off the microphone so all the world can’t hear and see that the president of the United States is a great example of significant retardation.
Also, verbal functioning can pinpoint retardation. People who have trouble pronouncing big words, eg. prognosis, subliminal. … etc.
This is a competitive company. It’s a company that can’t fill every order it gets because they’re constrained by being able to find enough workers.
— Green Bay, Wisconsin, Aug. 10, 2006
Conclusion: Foul language has its place as long it is in your garage or out-house, but at a formal dinner, it is not appropriate. So, … suggestion, examine when you are apt to use foul language. If you can control your foul language, you are not a moron; if you can’t, … well, what can I say.
I choose not to use foul language so that my peers won’t think I am a practicing moron. And these are absolute facts, because our speech is a microscope into our brains.
Donkeyrock
Said this at 6:50am:Aw shit, Oklahoma found me.
The above two comments from bluesharp appeared to be comment spam, but the URI is just a plain old dinky family site. No harm, no foul.
But seriously… dude… work on the stream-of-consciousness postings. Your comments were a cunthair away from deletion, but they survive by the grace of almighty Byron.
Not to get too involved with these comments — I don’t think my sanity would survive an in-depth look into them — but I think we can safely conclude that I know when it’s appropriate to use “foul language”. I do mention something about it in the second comment.
As for your website, I highly recommend switching to Wordpress. Your site would greatly benefit from the consolidation of information.
See, I ended on a nice note. Now everyone piss off.
Smidget
Said this at 6:54am:now did you HAVE to use the “c” word? Byronius, I am surprised at you…NOT.
Donkeyrock
Said this at 7:54am:Damn right I had to use the “C” word (the “C” word is “cunt”, for those who don’t know).
How evocative is saying “Your comments were a hair away from deletion”? That sounds like crap!
But a cunthair away from deletion… now THAT’S how to say it!