Sep6

Stunt Junkies Equals Dumb Fucks

stunt_gone_wrong.jpgI’ve noticed these stunt shows, like “Stunk Junkies”. Seriously, these are just idiots doing stupid things. However, since people love to watch other people do stupid things, why don’t we just call the show what it really is….

Next on “Dumb Fucks”… this idiot thinks he’s cool because he’s going to attempt to do something even a drunk person wouldn’t do on a dare.

It’s main rival would be “Dumbasses”.

For the kids: “Stoopidheads”.

And we all know the stunt is going to work because if it didn’t, and the idiot got hurt, it couldn’t be shown on TV. Ludicrous.

So, I assume someday we’ll see the Dumbfuck Channel on cable, and it’ll be all stupid stunts all the time.

I roll my eyes in overly-dramatic disgust.


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  1. Sep11

    schwarzerwind

    Said this at 8:55am:

    I had to type in the word “goober” to post this. how….odd….

    Regardless. I think I must have gotten this kind of thing out of my system as a teenager, because I have no desire to do any of it now.

    I think if you’re older than like.. 21….and still have some internal urge to make a ass out of yourself by attempting to outwit the Grim Reaper, you have some deep-rooted issues that need attention.

  2. Sep11

    Donkeyrock

    Said this at 11:07am:

    “Issues” is a polite way of putting it.

    Peter Pan’s Lost Boys are invading.

    To post, I had to put yahoo… how… appropriate.

 

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