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Copyright Jonathan Ian Mathers – iLL WiLL PreSS

On 17 Oct ‘06, 9.48am PDT ArabianRose said:

Hello
just wanted to warn you about those pictures you posted recently on your account. These pictures are Totally not appropriate to be posted any where. you seem to be one of the advocates of such pictures and i assume you are from iran ?! and motlty you have an idea about whats going on against this kind of action.
so please remove them because we “All Muslims” are so OFFENDED because of what we found posted on your accout.

My reply:

Dear ArabianRose,

Thank you for your communique.  Unfortunately, I will not be removing the images of Mohammed from my Flickr account because they have now become a symbol of brutish Muslim tactics against “Dhimmis” when any sort of offense towards Muslims has been committed.  It would be offensive to me, as a United States citizen, to NOT see such rage-inducing images.

I assume you confused my nationality with the images I posted of an Iranian cartoon contest, which was held to try to bait the ire of people from other religions and other cultures.  Since little has been heard about it, the ploy obviously didn’t work, but the tactics used by the Iranian Mullahs tells the world that Muslim leaders — and the Muslim faith in general — are clearly on the side of pain and retribution towards those who offend them in any way.

Again, I appreciate the time you took to send me your thoughts on the subject of the Mohammed Cartoons.  Your offense at the images is regrettable, but if it’s a choice between offending some to educate many, I will choose to educate many.

Salaam Alikum.

And more:

From: °°•ღмãΐ§ ęŁ ®éèмღ•°°
Subject: donkey ass

u r such a loser

butthead

Aaaaaand one more:

From: .°ღ DeVilo0 ღ°.
Subject: hi ..

hi, well i wont waist ur time or something, i just want to tell u that the pictures that u r posting isnt pleasnt for us Muslim people, so would u please care to delete them , because you are abusing what we believe in and everything we are standing for ! So please do delete those pictures and give us some respect cuz we sure do give u that !
Thank You ..

So, a smattering of Muslims who don’t like the ‘toons.

There were a couple people who gave me props for posting them, and warnings that I’d be flooded with hate mail… I got it, but it wasn’t bad at all.

I think I’ll go post the bobblehead Mohammed now.  YAY!

Dashboard Mohammed Yahoo Store

I totally bought one of these.  Had to… it was necessary.  The inner voice kept saying, “Oh you have GOT to fucking get this!  Do it!  Do it RIGHT NOW!”

So I did.  It was like $28 with shipping.

Soooo worth it!  Go buy one for yourself and more for your family.

(By the way, you can move the little control panel thingy with your mouse, and minimize it, so don’t be afraid to click)

[sic] “Loose Change” elevates bullshit to an artform. Watching this video is like being bukakked with stupid.

I almost wet myself laughing… okay, I did wet myself, but no one else saw, so it doesn’t count.

Don’t know what “Bukkake” is? Click here for the Wikipedia explanation of Bukkake.

You may remember this mug shot of Duane Andre (prison bitch) from an earlier post in my blog.

Now that’s funny… it’s totally the way things go when you see weird shit on the net. Click and see; simple and funny because it’s oh-so-true.

P.S. If you want to find out what goatse is all about, you can find it on the wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx

You want to SEE goatse?! Okay, go here (but I don’t recommend it): http://goatse.ragingfist.net/

I’ve enjoyed the Foamy The Squirrel cartoons by Jonathan Ian Mathers, so I set up all I could find on my own site. It’s usually a rant cartoon, but it has some decent commentary and an odd stroke-induced genius to it. Foamy is the main character, but Germaine, the supposed owner, is Foamy’s perfect straight-(wo)man foil. Other characters come and go, but those two are the mainstays.

The first one I saw was the maple syrup one (Episode 78, Pancake Madness), and then I just had to see the rest. Some suck, some are laugh-out-loud funny, but all are appreciated.

Check out the toons on my site, and visit the home page of Foamy The Squirrel: iLL WiLL PreSS.com.

I’ve made the MUY MACHO shop, inspired by — but not connected to — Cesar Millan and the show The Dog Whisperer.

Cesar Millan es MUY MACHO… y tu?

Anyway, I’m a big fan of The Dog Whisperer, calm dominance and all that, and Cesar Millan is kinda hippy-like but still cool. When I see him on the tube it’s like his presence says “MUY MACHO” and y’all should back off.

That’s my story, so check out the shop.

I’ll try to add more MUY MACHO stuff when I can.

Visit Byron’s Muy Macho Shop

2 Pimps and a Dream on MySpace.com – You can’t keep a good band down. Go listen to their shit.

Click here for Waffle House Bullshit Letter

Damn funny.

Update: Okay, the assholes at vidilife.com don’t have the video anymore, so I’m using ifilm. I also have a link to the video on my site. This is why I try to save whatever videos I like to my own computer, because you just don’t know if those videos are going to be there tomorrow.

Update #2: I gots me my first cease and desist letter today (5/8/2006) from The Waffle House… all certified n’ shit. So what’s a poor man to do but comply to the bullies…? Well, I could always just leave it up there until ifilm takes their shit down. ifilm has money, let them fight for it under the Fair Use clause:

PubLaw: Parody: Fair Use or Copyright Infringement
Supreme Court: Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. (critical case in establishing fair use precedent)

I got those links from MNSpeak.com. They seem to have run afoul of Garrison Keillor, while I just fucked with the corporation that basically started the joke “What has 4 teeth and 16 legs? The night crew at Waffle House.” [Thanks, Bob!]

To quote the loquatious stylings of “2 Pimps And A Dream”, from their hit song “Waffle House”:

Nigga, Fuck You, I’mma Eat Where I Want!

(If anyone dares to cry racism about that last comment, they can pleasure me orally while I get a large inmate named Rufus to paddle them)

Update #3: So my legal advisors tell me, “Idiot, you’re poor, you can’t fight THE WAFFLE MAN with only 2 Pimps and a Dream!”

Fine, I won’t show the video — THAT’S LOCATED AT IFILM.COM — on my blog. Hell, just go to ifilm and search for it. [20060724 - note - It seems iFilm bitched out, too, the wankers. So who has the video? Why, I do. I saved the mufuggah.]

Da Man wins again… but I’ll be watching. When Waffle Man loses, That video is going back up!

Besides, I have the video on my computer… ya never know when a video will go away.